gideon's (other) bible

10 reasons why hippies are neo-luddites, Part I.

1. They insist on acoustic instruments.
2. Their output of work is always less than their predecessors.
3. They don’t accept modern standards of hygiene.
4. Technology is rendered useless on them.
5. They adore rebelious historical figures simply because they don’t want to (read: can’t) pay “the man”.
6. They’re fucking socialists.
7. They love to riot.
8. All they do is break shit and make me angry.
9. They’re fucking paranoid.
10. They honestly believe that they are Robin Hood (because they’re so stoned, duh).